If There Are No Ups And Downs In Your Life It Means You Are Dead

I Wish I Were A Glow Worm - Funny Quote

Cheating Is Not An Accident

If I'm Weird Around You, I'm Comfortable With You

You Can Tell A lot About A Woman By Her Hands - Funny Quotes

Celebrity - A Person Who Works Hard All Of Their Life To Become Well Known. And Then...

I Want To Find The Female Version Of Me. That Would Be Epic

The Keyring - An Invention Created So That You Can Lose All Of Your Keys At Once

The Cure For Aids Could Be Written Somewhere In The Terms And Condition, And We Would Never Know

Sincerely, The Opportunist

Dear Face Wash Commercials

What Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger

Girls Are Like Pokemon It Doesn't Matter How Good You're.You Can't Catch Any If You Don't Have Any Balls

THINK - While It's Still Legal

Bill Cosby's Quote - What Women Want To Hear

I Just Love You Just The Way I Am (Cat)

Dear Cupid - Next Time Hit Both

We're All Homos, Homo Sapiens

Laughing Is The Best Medicine - But If You're Laughing For No Reason, You Need Medicine

Sometimes I Want To Give Up - Wise Words Inspired By Patrick Star