Dave... ”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington
Dave.... scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's amazing status.
Dave is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while..
Kate.... Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday.
Katie dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)
Katie ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95
Katie thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
Katie Be nice to nerds, Chances are you will be working for them.
Kate.... status under construction ██████████████] 99%
Katie Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Dave Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
Dave.... Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.
Dave.... You know your job is shit when the parking meter outside where you work makes more per hour than you do.
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Dave.... ¿ǝʍ ǝɹɐ pǝƃuǝןןɐɥɔ-ǝןƃooƃ ˙˙˙ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ʎq ǝɹɐ ǝןdoǝd pǝssǝɹdɯı ʍoɥ ʎuunɟ s,ʇı sʞuıɥʇ
Kate.... a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
Kate.... ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Dave.... Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Dave.... Just changed the name of my iPod to "the titanic" so whenever i plug it in to my computer it says "the titanic is syncing"
Kate.... Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
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